Gloppage
noun or adjective. 1. lots of money. 2. when a dirty sl-t gets c-mmed inside of and doesn’t clean herself, so when she walks it crunches.
1.
ryan: i got paid today
jerry: d-mn! you got gloppage.
2.
joel: can you hear her gloppage?
zion: who couldn’t. i swear she never cleans up.
dried , dirty semon in a sl-ts v-g-n- that when moistened is a goop of dirt and semon that backs up the v-g-n-
i hooked up with misty yesterday ,oh yeah how’d that go, well to be honest she had mad gloppage in her v-g-n- and when i saw that i just backed off
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