Glorified Stranger
a person that you dont know, and have created in you head as you ideal partner, that keeps you hunting for ” the one”.
you may have attached this personality to an image of a certain celebrity.
that person is a glorified stranger.
anna: molly, you’ll never find the right guy if you keep measuring him to your glorified stranger, brandon boyd.
other names: knight in shining armour, romeo, prince charming, the one, mr. right.
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