glory meat
the amount of an erect p-n-s showing after both owner’s hands have been wrapped around it. to properly measure ‘glory meat’, one must first get an erection. then, take the p-n-s in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. then hold the remaining p-n-s with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. the amount of p-n-s over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered ‘glory meat’.
note: one either has glory meat or one doesn’t. as a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized p-n-s. alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the p-n-s.
‘john has a small p-n-s. i’ll bet the f-cker ain’t got no glory meat at all!’
‘dude, i heard bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. that’s why he gets all the p-ssy.’
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