glory wolf
the glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. you’re forced to suck his pork sword or else he’ll kill you because he’s a f-cking wolf.
guy 1: i had the worst night, i was sleeping and minding my own business when the f-cking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. you thought the kool-aid guy was annoying? i still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.
guy 2: that sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.
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