glove connection
not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a “love connection” (see chuck woolery’s popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + i.
more to the point, it is the special bond between one’s self + one’s own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).
having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, lavondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.
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