Glove Up


the act of putting it on (a condom) before getting it on.
ex1
guy1: my girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless i glove up.
guy3: are you kidding? you have to glove up man! i’m so careful i won’t even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!

ex2
“i refuse to ever glove up, it aint natural. word.”
-kevin federline
put them gloves on and box son
lets go to the backyard and glove up

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