Glover

noun – sh-tting oneself, to shart, particularly during an endurance sport, such as an ironman triathlon.
as in “to do a glover” e.g “look at the state of his shorts, he’s only gone and done a glover”
it is synonymous with wounded soldier. can be used as an adjective, noun or verb.

it is when someone opens another beer when there is a small amount of beer left in their bottle/can and claim that it is only backwash and hops left in the beer.
verb – “you just glovered that beer, go finish it before you start a new one”

noun – “there is a little glover left in that beer”

adjective – “check out that glovery beer. someone can’t drink”
ripping and a tearing, fine fine woman
todd was at the club getting his glover on.
someone who is impotent and get random erections at any time, searches for new girlfriends on msn and grinds on his best friend (male).
if you come on across mr g-lover, stay the f-ck away!!! he might hit you with his hard on.
person 1: h-llo mr g-lover, how are you?

g-lover: very good thanks

person 1: what the f-ck is that in your pants??

g-lover: oh its just my uncontrollable erectional disfuction.
a guy that eats gloves
this runs through the anderson family.

this diease includes trish, phil, glover and the other three f-cked kids.
their ages combined = 483
get out of here glover
a conservative party defense mechanism which attempts to deny knowledge of people, places, or things that they have been called onto national television to discuss. a glover was first employed by cpc member of parliament sh-lly glover on power and politics, when she stated that she “didn’t know” who tom flanagan was to deflect his critique of her supreme leader, pm s.j. harper.
person no.1: tom flanagan is a canadian i understand
person no.2: oh quit pulling a glover, you know exactly who tom flanagan is.
1. a gay lover.
2. a man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.
kiki: lydia i saw your facebook, you’re engaged?!

lydia: (chuckles) he’s my glover, silly! i mean did you see his profile picture? the man has better hair than i do!

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