Glow Patrol


parents who walk through the house late at night to see if you have a glow coming from your room caused by the brightness of electronic devices being operated.
trisha: “why did your parents take away your laptop?”

la rhonda: “i was suppose to be asleep by 11 but i was texting and forgot to turn the brightness down.”

trisha: “wow, you’re parents must really be part of the glow patrol”

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