glow worm surprise
a kinky s-xual exploration or hardcore foreplay that involves an electricly charged glow in the dark lubricated childrens toy with super conductive elements that tends to be a bit messy.
you will need a bottle of mr. bubbles, two wet towls, a glow worm toy, and an electrical outlet.
sean: so how was last night?
sam: eh, it was kinda weird.
sean: how so?
sam: have you heard of the glow worm surprise?
sean: oh! yeah i invented it!
sam: you -sshole!
sean: r-t-rded eskimo!
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