glucose
scientific term for sugar.
glucose.
it’s the reason why you are so fat. it’s hidden in everything, from sprite, to lemonade. @.@
the secret hip enhancer.
the produce of photosynthesis
co2 + h2o + light = lavert +patterson(glucose)
over use of glucose results in lavert-tis
glucose was literally defined as the p–p packer by my anatomy professor! so the new def. of glucose is f-dg- p-ck-r. call ur buddies glucose and they will have no clue what u mean!
you see that guy over there? he’s straight glucose!
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