gludius maximaphobia
the fear of the gludius maximus(b-tt,-ss)
gludius maximaphobia is a serious problem for many people.
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performing c-nn-l-ng-s (oral s-x on a female). licking the beef curtains or veal drapes. fav: bad news dude. dolan: eh, what? fav: mr. barclay walked in while i was performing a curtain call on sarah last nite. dolan: i thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?! fav: he was, only once […]
- I-lean
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