Gluebanger
a person who prefers having s-x with tubes of elmers glue. often characterized by small children running behind them with constuction paper. sticky d-ck is an often used slang term for them. they are often seen eating pastries in the park while nude. they have small legs and enlarged -ss cheeks, known as rumpasistis. this condition is a result of a chemical in the glue. the gluebanger will often save his glue tube for multiple uses and create an end-of-the-week protein pudding out of it. this is often unknowingly fed to zebras. they like to play darts.
cashier : why are you buying so many glue sticks?
patron : because they fit so deliciously in my r-ct-m.
cashier : wow! that is nice. you must be a gluebanger.
patron : indeed!
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