glurge

an excessively large intake of liquid, either finishing the vast majority of the drink, or finishing the drink completely.
hey man can i get a quick glurge of that?
word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are m-ss-mailed to unwilling partic-p-nts. usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and jesus. generally end with, “p-ss this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!”
i wish mary would stop sending me glurge.
this story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. it is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

often used to describe chain e-mails.
“that story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullsh-t. it’s just glurge.”
see also www.wordspy.com/words/glurge.asp , just above “earliest citation” for another element: tales that “undermine their messages by fabricating and distorting historical fact.”
that “letter from iraq” turns out to be partly right-wing glurge.
a person who enjoys smelling farts particularly thier own.

when i fart in bed, i like to pull the blanket over my head thus i am a glurge.
you f-cking glurge, stop sniffing my -ss.

oohh that sure smells good, i am such a f-cking glurge.