glurker


a person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.
glurker post:
“i know i never post, but i just have to say…”
the name given to one who likes to glurk.
wow look at oblivious, he’s such a glurker!

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