Glute Short way to let a person know over text that they are laughing/thoughGlaze

glute glaze is the acc-mulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that acc-mulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. glute glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human -ss sweat, b-tt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the gluteus maximus aka -ss and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. the only way to remove glute glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. glute glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a toilet bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. throughout the day, sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. sherwin’s girl
short way to let a person know over text that they are laughing/thought something you said was funny. it however doesn’t really reflect how much they are actually laughing/how much they actually thought something you said was funny.
haha that’s awesome!
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short quick way of letting somebody know you are laughing, most likely at them.
you failed your exam? haha, er, that’s too bad…
the quickest way to pretend that you’re interested and also a reason for you to close his or her im box.
johnnyboy:hey janet, i was at the mall today and i saw this really cool shirt that said “i’m a punk rocker” and i thought of you.

janet124: haha

johnnyboy: =d hehe ya know?

janet124 signed off..
a form of expressing laughter when oral expression is not available, like on the internet.
hah – the person thinks a comment is mildly funny.

haha – the person does not think the comment is funny, but acknowledges your attempt humor.

hahaha – the person thinks the comment is funnier than average, or is just more enthusiastic than those who normally say haha.

hahahaha – the person is just being excessive. usually used to strengthen a friendship because an inside joke was just mentioned.

haha is almost never used to express actual laughter occuring. for those circ-mstances, rofl, lmao, or a whole sentence about how the comment actually made one laugh is used.
ye olde way of saying lol.
old man: haha
young nerd: lol
a sound made when laughing
i am laughing at you.
used by nelson in the simpsons in many of circ-mstances
bart: the burgular even stole my stamp collection
lisa: you had a stamp collection??
(rest of family laughs)

(phone rings) nelson: stamp collection? haha!!
half -ssed humor attempt
haha you’re a wh-r-!
friend hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day’s worth of glute glaze he had acc-mulated.