Glutto


pr-nounced gluh-toe (rhymes with “what? oh!”)

1. a social media outlet that answers “what are the best eats & drinks for me?”; an online place for people that love food and drink

2. a shortened and more playful version of the word “gluttony”
guy 1: man, i have no idea where to take this super hot girl to dinner. i really want to impress her.
guy 2: check her profile on glutto.
guy 1: genius! yeah, i just checked it and found out she’s a vegetarian and wants to check out this restaurant in the city!
guy 2: you’re welcome.

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