Glutton Button
the “glutton b-tton” is a western derived term referring to the “top b-tton” of ones trousers and or pantaloons. it is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the b-tton launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a gl-ss to shatter or an eye to maim.
the b-tton is to be undone only after eating a very hearty meal. failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. if undone under any other circ-mstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
i am so full. it’s time i released my glutton b-tton
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