Gluttoneous Maximus
a jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan -ss so large that it must be carefully navigated around. similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)jimmy:how’s your girl doin man is she losin weight?
aaron:h-ll naw dog her gluttoneous maximus has become so large that it’s become an ent-ty unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free w-lly so she can function at her job
jimmy:d-mn! like dat?
aaron:yea its rough
2 )i was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
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