gnard
like nard, but a better spelling.
you suck total gnard.
b-lls…thats just about it
“dude, english cl-ss sucks gnards”
noun. an uncirc-mcised p-n-s. the “g” is indeed silent when pr-nouncing this ugly word. not to be confused with a “nard” which is some kind of weird cracker slang for t-st-cl-.
a gnard is most likely the kind of uncirc-mcised p-n-s that takes you by surprise, either on a nice american boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you’ve been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.
“i fear the p-n-s of a french man–they are likely to have a gnard.”
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