gnarly mother


a male in their 40’s that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. does not have to don a mullet.
3. facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. tattos on neck/head.
6. has a permanent tan.
7. works for some type of construction company in pa. prefers the masonry/concrete field.
shawn “dude i was at wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed.”
brett “he was probably smurphing for the season.”

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