gnome
short, stocky little people with big noses, beards, blue tunics, and red pointy hats. once related to dwarves but got much shorter and weirder. during a war with goblins, when the dwarves were having a box shortage, the gnomes went off to look for a better life. unfortunately, many were captured and made as slaves, tending the gardens of dumb suburban people. some managed to escape, only to be eeking out a living in the woods and living in burrow-like homes, like those of hobbits. worse yet, they had been cursed by an evil tract-house developer to freeze into a clay form when a human sees them. despite this, they are occasionally stolen by certain creepy french girls. lately, a few gnomes were free of the curse and appear to be traveling around the world, sending back silly postcards with their mugs on them. sadly, one gnome was crushed to death by a 2000 pound ball of baked pizza dough covered with melted cheese. a wrongful-death lawsuit with the domino’s pizza corporation is pending.
thank’s to that french jr. high foreign-exchange b-tch, my gnome’s in tokyo on the god-d-mn bullet train! junior – mow the lawn! where’s the phone book…i want some pizza!….
gnome
gnome
a little creature who steals your underpants and wears it as a hat… all for world domination…
i.e.: underpants gnome
pr-nounced >> guh-nome
acronym for “gnu network object model environment”
released under gpl license
a desktop environment (not a window manager) for the x11 graphical interface. commonly used on linux systems with xfree86 and xorg. using the gtk+ library.
gnome was started by miguel de icaza and federico mena in august 1997. gnome is now a popular desktop interface based mainly on the idea of “simplicity” and ease.
desktop: nautilus
file manager: nautilus
window manager: metacity or sawfish
menu: gnome-panel
www.gnome.org
gnome 2.8 is now available on fedora core 3 and ubuntu warty warthog everyone!
my sister uses gnome for her x session.
wonderful little creatures that dance around and play with mushrooms.
some are commonly found in backyards.
the gnomes frolicked and played in the fields with their red, pointy hats.
they kill your dog while your sleeping.
“mommy,where’s rover?”
“he got killed by the gnomes,jimmy”
delightful creatures who live in a world filled with fantasy and mystery. gnomes are known for their pointy hats, sideways walk, and for being extremely punctual.
i knew a gnome who lived in a world filled with fantasy and mystery, walked sideways, and was extremely punctual.
refers to people who don’t go out at night.
they are magical creatures that are not seen after 8pm.
mainly applies to those in college that rather stay in than go out.
gnome status is acquired after 2 repeated weekends of staying in without a valid excuse.
valid excuses include dying, exam the next day, and a date( although if the dates continually interfere with going out they are no longer a valid excuse)
friend a: you going to pub?
friend b: no i’m staying in
friend a: umm dude you’ve stayed in the past 2 weeks and
midterms are over why aren’t you going out
friend b: i’m just not
friend a: wow you’re a total gnome
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