gnomenclature
gnomenclature is the science concerning the production of electricity. inside of wires there are thousands of tiny gnomes awaiting command to begin high-fiving. when you flip a light switch on, it triggers a chain reaction between the gnomes. one high-fives the other and a domino affect begins, carrying exponentially increasing gnome high-five magic along a chain of microscopic gnomes, eventually leading to the bulb which is set to continuously run by a gnome performing interpretive dance inside the filament.
cody – “i heard b-tt-town is all out of electricity, the papers are saying the gnomes are on strike”
charlie – “what they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them”
gnomenclature (n.) – a whole collection of words, speeches, and soundbytes intended to support a business plan that mirrors the underpants gnomes’ business plan.
“yeah, the gnomenclature around that vaporware was amazing. he kept coming back to the ‘syngergistic software alliance standard,’ and i still have no idea if any other companies that are in the alliance besides them.”
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