g’nort
pr-nunciation: guh-nort
the first meal of the day, before breakfast, consisting solely of candy and/or sugar based foods.
1) man, p-ss me some g’nort–im starved… and hungover:(
2) ninja’s eat g’nort
examples of g’nort: chocolate cake, wine gums, gummy worms, pixie stix
not examples: oatmeal cookie, chips, water, gatorade
n: the first meal of the day, coming before breakfast, and consisting only of candy and other sugar based treats. this can include wine gums, gummy bears, chocolate bars, cookies etc.
v: the act of eating g’nort.
“the men g’norted late into the morning.”
“g’nort is delicious!”
a meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food.
dude “im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast.”
the very first meal of the day, coming before breakfast and consisting only of sweets and other sugar-based goods.
well, for g’nort you can have anything from brownies to a sh-tload of candy…but be careful not to have too much or you will have a g’nort hangover…so g’nort responsibly!!
the act of eating strictly candy for breakfast
bob: so, what did you have for g’nort today, dave?
dave: oh, some marshmallows and suckers. how about you?
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