Go Jehovah on his ass
when you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn’t meet some crazy expectation.
parent 1: ben went totally crazy this easter because he didn’t get that race track.
parent 2: it’s time to go jehovah on his -ss. no more f-cking holidays ever!
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