go pound salt
often confused with ‘go pound sand’ but more refined and less vulgar. to pound sand infers ‘up an orifice’ but to pound salt has more to do with a useless activity.
when the religious nut came to visit my house, i told him to go pound salt.
an inferior definition of the phrase “go pound sand” preferred by townie steakheads on the east coast.
after trying and failing to get a spot at the comedy studio, mr. mcclown had no choice but to go pound salt.
originated in the salt mine making crystals from rock form. midwestern h-m-s sometimes use “go pound sand” for this phrase but they are wrong.
person:”hey, do you need any help taking those off”?
other person: “nah, why don’t you just go pound salt!”
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