Go sleep on a towel
insult used towards anyone who dyes their hair, but is targeted especially towards the wapanese. the phrase comes from the act of dyeing one’s hair before going to sleep, then putting a towel on their pillow to avoid staining it.
go sleep on a towel, you chafing wap.
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