go to heaven
when you’re almost going to say go to h-ll to somebody (usually a hot but b-tchy girl) , but a split second before, you have a thought that says ‘hey, if you say go to h-ll, you’re definetely not going to get laid and it’s just because you said go to h-ll.’ so instead you say ” go to heaven!!”
a hot girl says the only way you’re getting some is if you watch a sh-tty movie with her tonight. in response you say… “…. go to heaven!!!”
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