go to texas
go to texas is when you have a wet dream. one may say that they had a dream and “went to texas.” used as a code/cover up when around older folks, women, etc.
person 1: ah man, i had this dream that i went to texas last night!!
person 2 (knowing what’s up): oh yeah?
person 3 (not knowing what’s up): why would you go to texas? what’d you do there? did you go to houston? austin? lubbock?
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