goal
it is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. unfortunately, only 3% of americans have written goals. those that have them are typically the most successful people.
michael phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 summer olympics.
is what people scream on a football match when a goal is scored.
supporter 1: well, yesterday i call tracy and them she said that…
supporter 2: goaaallllllllllll!!!!!
supporter 1: goallllllllllllll!!!!!
stadium: …oooollllllllllll!!!
male’s definition: any orifice on the female body.
dats my goal right there….
what you say in irc when some jack-ss keeps giving a channel stupid updates on current events even though no one gives a sh-t, and if they did they’d be watching it themselves and not f-cking talking about it in irc. also used at the end (or what you wish was the end) of an uninteresting monologue in any form.
can be used like +1, win or \o/, but is kind of trite.
can be used to interrupt someone else’s active conversation that you care nothing about and have nothing of value to contribute.
00:12:29 <+user1> oh dudde
00:12:37 <+user1> i saw this vedio about biggest black holes
00:12:53 <+user1> says it’s billion times more then solar m-ss
00:12:58 <+user1> eating up whole galazy
00:13:10 <+user1> and here we are living our life like nothing is happening
00:13:17 <+user12> goal!
17:00:49 < user1> i was riding a ripstick a few days ago, it caught a rock and i hit my head on the ground
17:01:06 < user1> had a huge b-mp, and pulled off some shredded scalp
17:01:10 < user1> now it’s all scabby 🙂
17:01:45 < user3> niiiice
17:02:10 < user1> yeah, my boss said i can’t ride it during work hours, it’s a liability
17:02:16 < user1> and i agree
17:02:23 < user3> goal!
jill: ..and he was like this close to me
sally: omg, no way! what did you do then?
jill: well, just as he
me: goal!
me: sup ladies….getcha a drink?
when a man pulls out as he comes and tries to hit the area he pulled out from with his sperm while screaming “gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll”
guy 1: what did you do last night?
guy 2: i was having s-x with my girlfriend, but i got bored so i performed a goal
a reply meaning “i scored” when friends ask what happened with a girl.
“hey rick what happened with that shorty from last night?”
“goal”
exclamation to illistrate victory in a s-xual conquest;
roots: derived from discription of scoring a point in soccer match;
c-b-ss: “hey rick what happened with rhonita last night?”
rick: “goal!”
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