goal hanger


a centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn’t try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people’s endeavors.
he is such a goal hanger!

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