Goal-Lender
a goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.
player #1: did you see the goal-lender play today?
player #2: yeah! every shot went in!
player #3: he was practically lending goals!
Read Also:
- Rechronize
to re-up on weed or to buy new weed. eppy – hey, you got any weed man? sneppy – nah b, i gotta rechronize still.
- straight folded
when you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. you are “straight folded.” yo, i just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. i am straight folded.
- Stuffing the Duck
the act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the sh-ts. bro i’m totally stuffing the duck right now.
- stumper dump
defecation the size of a tree stump kel: wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me. jim: what do you mean? kel: well, within minutes i was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
- TWIBBLY
the euphoric feeling you gain from smoking way to much maryjane. also known as being high as f-ck. i feel all twibbly right now because i’m soo highhhhhhh!