goat me up


to turn one into a goat 0r to to smother someone in goat cheese.
definition 1: “im not very happy with my life as a human. i wish i was a goat. they seem to be content with their mello lives. can you goat me up?” said bill
“sure bill!” said fred.

definition 2: i always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. i always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

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