Goat Ropper
a cowboy who tucks his pants and puts the hind legs of a goat in them whle he has s-x with the goat since it cannot run anywhere.
cowboys wife: what were you doin to that goat out there?
cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.
cowboys wife: you arnt a goat ropper, you a goat f-cker you inbred son of a b-tch
cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?
person wanting to emulate the cowboy life without the labour. would rather “rope goats” than herd cows.
“that boy ain’t no real cowboy, he’s a goat ropper – give him a l-sso’n cow pony and he’d rather wrangle a ram.”
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