goat sneeze
a variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called ” the goat ” where the performer tucks his p-n-s and t-st-cl-s between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat’s rear end. the goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in “mid-goat” flatulates, thereby causing the t-st-cl-s to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.
when delilah came in ready for s-x, i was giving her the goat. i farted and she said, “why did you give me a goat sneeze? no s-x for you tonight.”
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