goatboater


the selfish rude pr-cks that ride canoe’s in the surf.
watch out for that goatboater dave. he nearly smashed into those small kids over there with his boat and oars. still at least he was wearing a helmet.
one who is a surf kayaker…..uk term….
he who paddles out into the big waves nice and warm vs theose stand up surfer freezing their nuts off
did you see that helix that goatboater threw???
a person that rides a surf ski at the beach. its an aussie derogatory term used by your more traditional surfer.
check out that goat boater, what a loser!

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