goaties


extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. in order to be cl-ssified as “goaties” the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . a common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.
g-d d-mn! did you see the goaties on that b-tch? you could play ring toss with those.
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a slang word meaning “game of the year,” the abbreviation of which is “goty.”

source: gamespot’s “the hotspot” podcast, week of december 9, 2007.
warhawk is a contender for the ps3’s goaty.

my goaty would have to be the orange box.

super mario galaxy and halo 3 are strong choices for the overall goaty.
someone having the qualities and resemblance of a goat.
that goaty -ss wh-r- -ss b-tch needs to hide her face.
a fancy skateboarding trick
i just pulled a goaty!!

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