goatse.cx’d
what happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that jopapa jokes may actually still be funny
dude1: i know a guy who’d f-ck that newborn haha jopapa’d!
dude2: -g–ts-.cx’s dude1-
dude1: -dies-
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