goatshark
when one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. the partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. one then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.the woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her -ss is lusciously jutting out. (hint: she might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) next, the guy also naked as well as stiff c-cked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to jaws. when given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the -ss.
sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.
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