goatstrap


combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.
knowing that he would probably never have s-x again, jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

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