gobbled
when you make a gobbling noise like a turkey and jokingly fondle someones junk.
similar to a sack tap.
jim: man he just gobbled me…what kind of f-ggot does that?
sam: sh-t i thought it was kinda funny.
usually when belligerently drunk, one tackles a fat b-tch and breaks a coffee table, while violently molesting sed fat b-tch.
o snap, he just gobbled that b-tch!
a man recieving oral s-x.
a variation on it is “gobbled up.”
i got gobbled at that party last night!
to stuff your face with food with out chewing or taking a breath, just inhaling it.
amy: i think i’m going to get some left-over pie.”
daniel: “woop, to late. payton gobbled that that whole thing down an hour ago.”
amy: “…danmm”
this is when you are manipulated via a phishing scam that asks you to give away your private world of warcraft account data, the intention being to rob you of your gold coins and change your character to a goblin (or other less savory creatures).
they stole my information and changed my character. i’ve been gobbled!
another term for “raped” or “owned”
i just gobbled your -ss.
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