Gobblefest


a thanksgiving gathering of friends where one friend is dressed as a pilgrim, sacrificed, cooked like a turkey and feasted upon by everyone else. the person sacrificed is typically the first friend to question the purpose of the gathering.
little bobby: well, what the h-ll is a gobblefest, guys!?
friends: it’s a thanksgiving celebration, bob. you’ll find out soon enough. don’t forget your pilgrim hat!
little bobby: well, golly gee!! can’t wait, guys!!

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