Gobbler
a term used for a student at lancaster university when visiting york for the roses tournament. the student then gets a bit excited and proceeds to provide oral services.
1) communal area is a must.
2) party rock anthem should be played for maximum effect.
3) “everyday i’m gobbling” is the catchphrase for said student.
boy: omg is that girl giving him a bl-wj-b?
girl: -comes up for air- “everyday i’m gobbling” -to the tune of party rock anthem-
boy: legend.
boy 2: what a gobbler!!
girl: -continues to the task at hand (and mouth)-
a promiscuous member of the male h-m-s-xual community; they are particularly renowned for paid s-x acts in public toilet facilities.
the term originating in south wales, they have become a particular scourge in the 2000s having been responsible for the rapid spread of herpes in the region.
owain: “fancy engaging in some gobbling tonight?”
aled: “don’t touch me you filthy gobbler.”
an unusually long flap of skin that hangs from a girls kooter.
“ahhhh…amber has a gobbler!!”
noun: any excess of skin that hangs from something’s neck
old man jenkins and his pet turkey have m-ssive gobblers.
1) a male turkey.
2) a woman of loose morals. short for c-ckgobbler.
1) “son, i can’t believe you brought that big ol’ gobbler home for thanksgiving dinner. i’m so proud of you.”
2) “son, i can’t believe you brought that big ol’ gobbler home for thanksgiving dinner. you’re a disgrace to this family…and so is your grandfather, who paid that fat sk-nk $20 for a hummer.”
a gobbler is when a person lets their nuts hang out of the zipper on their pants, then runs around in front of people screaming, “gobble, gobble, gobble!” this refers to the resemblance of a person’s nut sack and a turkeys “snood” (the flap of skin that hangs over the turkey’s beak).
(pulls out nuts out and lets them hang out of pants) hey, yall! check out my gobbler! gobble, gobble, gobble!
one who gobbles on the c-ck
wow look a that gobbbler sucking a d-ck over there
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