goblabbles
1. an epic man rant.
2. a bad-ss man story consisting of manly manliness.
1. you: dude my wife kept nagging last night
jon: dude, i’ve got enough goblabbles, i dont wanna hear yours
2. you: jon!! i’ve got a goblabble to tell you!
jon: tell me dude.
you: i saved two chicks by scaring away this bear and then we all made out at once!!
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