Goblin King
1. (prop. noun) a popular poster on the pvp forums whose claims to internet fame are his ambiguous s-xuality, and writing fake slash about popular characters from such fantasy cl-ssics as the lord of the rings and harry potter. see also attention wh-r-.
2. (prop. noun) the king of goblins, the antagonist of the film labyrinth. played by david bowie. disturbingly, he really is that well-hung.
3. (n.) any king of goblins, generally in a fantasy setting.
1. did you see what goblin king posted last night? my brain nearly shut down!
2. that goblin king guy sure could sing.
3. “verily, i shall slay thee, goblin king!”
a male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. one is also know to lie a lot.
dude did you see that goblin king?
yeah, he told me he’s a pilot.
a s-xually ambiguous pretty boy with potatoe fetish.
someone who writes slash for the sake of terrifying others
i f-cking hate goblin king. he’s so much more popular then i am.
the unholy terror of the pvp forum’s working cl-ss.
watch it or goblin king will post his slash fic in your thread!
a highly rated and well respected h-m-s-xual actor
white dude p-rn star: ” jimmmy sure can suck major c-ck”
black dude p-rn star: “he be da goblin king man!”
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