Goblin Surprise
alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has s-x that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
james tells glen, “hey man did you see that hot asian bartender clint picked up last night?” glen, “yeah she was cute!” james, “well clint woke up in the morning and had a goblin surprise, she looked like yoda from starwars!”
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