Gobmawing
the act of interrupting a conversation amongst people to which one is not an intended party to, typically on a facebook wall post. considered extremely rude and slightly stalkery.
kimberly (posted to brittany’s facebook wall): i miss you! have a great day!
jessica (not intentionally involved): omg i miss her too!!!
brittany & kimberly: ugh. jessica is gobmawing again! no one even tagged her!
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