Gobstoppers
#1: another name for jawbreakers.
#2: a candy made by nestle under their w-lly wonka candy company. made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like dentist enemy #1 but they’re considered by dentists to be public enemy #1 because they’re more or less made out of pure sugar. they’re like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
the first time i had a box of gobstoppers i started saving up for dentures.
a punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.
“yea i agree with fred, your mom smells really bad. in fact one time i smelt old-” -punch/gobstopper-
when a girl is giving you road head and just before you are about to bust you adjust the stering wheel down stopping her head (gob) from moving making her swallow your load.
um when you are getting road head gob stopper
as a guy gets ready to blow, a girl caps the pee-hole with her thumb and it spurts out as when opening a champaign bottle. note: careful not to cap too hard for fear of rupturing vas-deferens
when a girl hold on to then end of your p-n-s to keep you from -j-c-l-t-ng when she is giving h-ll to you. it hurts like h-ll
she gave me a gobstopper
as an annoying woman (or man) is having a go at you or just on a pointless rant that you don’t give a sh-t about, you grab their head and slam your c-ck down their throat effectively stopping their gob (mouth)
b-tch “women don’t get any respect for the things they do, they work twice as hard and don’t get any credit”
-man gives b-tch a gobstopper-
“that shut her up”
with two hands, spread your tramp’s -n-s open, then spit a big–ss loogie down the -sshole then close it back up. you can give her a smack on the -ss when you’re done, if you want.
“i gave that random ock a gobstopper last night.”
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