God
all-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.
for g-d so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.—john 3:16
woo
the famous “clapton is g-d” photo.
g-d almighty
a guy who talked to some jewish guys, some christian guys, and some islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
and people wonder why he doesn’t talk much to us anymore.
the reason i p-ssed math.
bless the lord! for i got a 65!
the universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was satan farting.
uuhhhmmmm… g-d did it?
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: ‘i love god, i think he’s cool.’
atheist: ‘god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn’t even really exist.’
the main character in the fiction work “the bible.”
and g-d replied: i am who am.
and moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be i am who is. but g-d never was any good at grammar.
large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
abe was a good man, but he used g-d’s name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
an ent-ty whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world’s religions.
jew: “yhwh strictly forbids the consumption of pork.”
christian: “no he doesn’t! jesus and paul took that law back a little while later.”
muslim: “yes, he does forbid it, the jew is right for once! allah made this very clear 600 years after jesus and paul were alive!”
pagan:”no, the gods do not forbid eating pork. in fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!”
hindu:”not true, the dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. eating pork will only anger the gods.”
atheist:”i can’t believe we’re actually talking about stuff like this…”
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