God Donut
a way to say “g-d dammit” when political correctness is required. it is derived from the iphone autocorrect function.
this auto correct is driving me crazy, g-d donut!
“g-d donut” is a censored way to say “g-d d-mn it!”. best known for being in iphone autocorrects.
zach: g-d donut, this ducking phone won’t let me ducking cuss!
abby: i know we’re mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
zach: shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. know what? screw this. see you in bell, you ditch. bye.
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