god of contradictions
a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
the god of contradictions sure is hairy
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